school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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