I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i out mim tonsoeep
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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