Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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