doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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