i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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