i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
