Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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