I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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