Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When did angry sex become our thing?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
