To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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