you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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