No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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