i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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