please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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