you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
