idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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