last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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