She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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