I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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