At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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