I'm really into asian looking animals
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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