i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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