it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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