I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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