Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I can't put those talents on a resume
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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