Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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