No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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