So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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