I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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