i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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