white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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