went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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