I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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