i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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