She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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