I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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