Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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