Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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