Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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