Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she looked like the before picture.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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