he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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