no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he shaved USA in his pubs
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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