i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
