I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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