alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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