Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think your dad took our porno
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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