He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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