so explain again why im purple
no
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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