just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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