Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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